frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via dancing-strawberry)

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah, via dancing-strawberry)

hotclog:

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible, via pussy-destroyer3000)

urbancatfitters:

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y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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floptart:

some things are better left

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